Uh...Steven Seagal is an idiot.
I could waste lot of space writing about what a moron Steven Seagal is, but instead I will just post this clip.
Enjoy. Hillarity ensues.
Commentary on myriad subjects, ranging from pop-culture, movies, music, Brazilian Jiu-jitsu/MMA (that's Mixed Martial Arts for you uninitiated out there), books, and the personal.